John Derby and Travis Spencer explore the difference between getting old and growing up. Then they cover trending topics including Water on Mars, Paul Walker's daughter suing Porsche, the 2015 Hajj Stampede, Waylon Smithers big announcement and the serial superhero ejaculator! From the Failed-Athlete's-Perspective they discuss goings on in the NFL and Fantasy along with (of course) the soap opera that is Markieff Morris. After Jesse McIntosh tells his favorite part of last week's show, Matt Fahey (Emmy award winning producer of Deadliest Catch) tells a story of being a hero (and the Captain got all the credit)! #greenhorn